The Horn Chorus: A Honeymoon in India

Fresh from a spectacular wedding held in a tent, CJ Thundow and his wife Sophie were ready to book an incredible honeymoon. They looked up Top Ten after Top Ten of honeymoon destinations and one named continually failed to crop up: India. Vegas, Miami, the Bahamas, New Zealand Mexico, Rome - all present and correct. But India? Not a sausage. The sight of the Taj Mahal; the temples of Gujurat; the beaches of Goa - none of these got even a sniff. No one, it seemed, was honeymooning in India. But this, of course, had a plus side - no one was honeymooning in India! They'd have it all to themselves! Not bothering to check any of these facts, or even glance at the population figures, they quickly booked two return flights, packed their bags and waited for their dream trip to begin. What followed was the most extraordinary three weeks either of them had ever had. It left their eyes wider, their bowels lighter and their wallets thinner. But what it gave them in return left them changed forever.