You Know You're Fifty When
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You Know You're Fifty When
Approaching the half-century milestone? Know someone who is?
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Richard Smith€s wildly popular books have made America laugh about everything from wedding-night jitters to weight loss. Now he turns his comic talent to a subject he€s experienced himself: climbing the half-century hill.
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Over the next fifteen years, 52 million Gen Xers will celebrate their fiftieth birthdays. Whether you€re about to hit the big Five-O or already have your AARP card, there are certain signs that you can€t ignore. Because even if you feel like you€re at the top of your game, you know you€re 50 when . . .
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€ Your main form of aerobic exercise is getting up to find the remote
€ You think a mosh pit is something found at the center of an exotic fruit
€ €œPerformance anxiety€ refers to golf . . . and bingo night
€ You read obituaries not to see who died but how long they lived
€ Twice in one night refers to bathroom visits
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So go ahead and spend your kid€s inheritance on a Porsche (and liposuction so you can fit into it)€"you€ve got another 50 years to go!
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