Wally's Big Aussie Pickle – Episode 5 (Tom Sharpe is Hilariously Funny, and So Are Your Wilting Wobbly Parts)

Episode Five of the funniest series you ever read begins with the chapter, "Would You Like Your Hedge Trimmed?"

Masey tells Wally to go get his job back, Wally tells Masey to shut up, Jonathon tells Wally he loves him, Bruce tells Wally a great way to start banging the customers, and Wally tells Bruce he hopes his pathetic little sausage rots off.


Listen, Dickless – we’ve come this far together. This is the final episode. And you won't believe what fucking happens. Well, I'm not gonna spoil it by telling you now, am I?


But I will say, I’m pretty proud of this one, mostly because it has a chapter called Purple-Headed Junket-Pumper. Now that's REAL culture, right?

Fark yeah!



So,you forgot to click the link to buy the next episode again, dumbarse.

Thing is, your girlfriend came to visit, and while she was catching her breath between roots, she asked me to leave you a nice little message on this book's description, so here it is, just for you — YOUR C..K LOOKS LIKE A BAKED BEAN WITH ALL THE SAUCE LICKED OFF IT.

So go buy the last book now, Tiny. And keep your girlfriend home for awhile, I’m farking exhausted.