The Complete Guide to Gardeners: The Plant Obsessed and How to Deal With Them

Gardeners are... different. They curse violently every time they see a deer, rabbit, or other "cute" animal. They drape the bed sheets over the garden when a late frost threatens. They stuff the entire living room with hibiscus, bananas, and other tropicals every winter. If you are a normal person living with a gardener, confused and disturbed by their odd behaviors, this book is for you. You'll learn to understand their actions, get tips on how to guide your gardener to a healthier relationship with plants, and get your life back. Open this book up and learn. But be warned. Sometimes the only real solution is to become a gardener yourself.