Real Men Don't Eat Kale: A Guide on How to Man Up

Real Men Don’t Eat Kale is a great humor guide on how to become a manly man.

Real Men Don’t Eat Kale contains fantastic advice, illustrations and memes. Sample chapters include:

• Manly Men Pick-Up Lines
• Words Manly Men Never Utter
• Manly Men Hobbies
• Manly Men Inspirational Quotes
• Manly Sports Accomplishments
• The Worst Things a Woman Can Say to a Real Man
• What Manly Men Don’t Talk About
• Real Men Don’t Do These Things

The author is the recipient of the Nobel Prize in Literature, the recipient of the Pulitzer Prize, and a New York Times Bestselling author. Of course, none of that is remotely true, but he has a good excuse for that (and real men don’t believe everything they read anyway).

You will have to read his book Cover Your Ass: Foolproof Excuses for Any Occasion to find the excuse.