Man Glitter Sawdust - Funny Gag Gift for Men - Proudly Made in America
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Man Glitter Sawdust - Funny Gag Gift for Men - Proudly Made in America
- YES, IT’S MACHO, BROCHACHO – Working on a project isn’t a tidy endeavor, especially when sawdust is involved. When you find it in your hair, pockets, shoes, beard, and buttcrack, don’t think of it as a nuisance. You’re a real man, rocking the Man Glitter like a boss!
- FUNNY WOODWORKING GIFTS FOR GUYS – This funny gag gift for guys is perfect for all the garage tinkers, do-it-yourselfers, and master craftsmen on your shopping list.
- HUMOR IMPROVEMENT – Every guy who’s into DIY home improvement knows that sometimes things aren’t going to go quite as planned. Sprinkle some humor into his projects with a funny bag of Man Glitter sawdust.
- PROUDLY MADE IN THE USA FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY – No matter how high you rank on the manly guy scale, don’t ever eat sawdust. You don’t want to poop any of those types of logs. And, dude? Splinters.
- SILLY GIFT FOR MEN ON ANY OCCASION – The Man Glitter Sawdust Gag Gift for Men is a hilarious gift for birthdays, housewarming parties, Christmas, office gift exchanges, stocking stuffers, winter care packages, Secret Santa gifts, and White Elephant gifts.
Man Glitter
It's Your Birthright
When you're a manly man, you need something besides flannel, beer, and boots to accessorize. You need a healthy dose of Man Glitter!
Man Glitter is made from the very essence of virility...sawdust. Our forefathers toiled and strained to build homes and cities, and the ground was littered with wood shavings and dust inches deep. The sawdust signifies the sacrifice, the blood, the sweat, and the tears of the toughest men that ever lived. It's your legacy. Don't use cologne. Don't use fancy sprays. Apply a generous portion of Man Glitter to your body, and you'll practically feel your testosterone levels skyrocket.
Not Just for Manly Men
Are you a little weaker than most people? Do small children beat you up and take your paycheck? It's time to man up with Man Glitter. It won't increase your muscles, but a man covered in sawdust, screaming and running at them will make any 10-year-old turn tail and run.
Man Glitter is Mother Nature's steroids.
*NOVELTY USE ONLY*
