Historical Tweets: The Completely Unabridged and Ridiculously Brief History of the World

OUTRAGEOUS HISTORICAL REVELATIONS IN FEWER THAN 140 CHARACTERS!
 
THEY TWEETED WHAAAATTT? History’s most famous personalities share their ridiculous, scandalous, and humorous thoughts. From the ancient tweets of @Plato and @Socrates to modern updates from @Napoleon, @Hitler, and @BabeRuth, Historical Tweets has all the answers to history’s biggest questions: What happened to the dragons? What does “four score” mean? WWJT? For those who can handle only 140 characters’ worth of history at a time (and don’t mind breaking their history teachers’ hearts), this is the perfect book.
 
@Kissinger Which button do I push to erase my last 18 and a half tweets?
TRICKY_ME
9:52 PM June 20, 1972
 
 
I live my life like a candle in the wind. Whatever that means.
LOL #mwah #mwah
MARILYN!
7:09 PM July 18, 1953