Hallmark Funny Fathers Day Card for Dad from Son or Daughter (Things We Learn from Dads)

Hallmark Funny Fathers Day Card for Dad from Son or Daughter (Things We Learn from Dads)

• Wish a happy Father's Day to a good-natured dad with a Father's Day card that's sure to give him a good laugh
• Cover features illustrated lessons learned from Dad, accented with metallic foil. Message reads: "Things We Learn From Dads. 1. 'The early bird gets the worm.' But the night owl gets the best spot on the couch."
• Cartoons continue inside. Inside reads: "2. 'Money doesn't grow on trees.' It grows in dad's wallet! 3. 'Measure twice, cut once.' Then swear three times and go back to the hardware store. 4. 'If it ain't broke, don't fix it.' And if it is broke, call dad. 5. 'Don't make me turn this car around.' Unless we missed a good taco place. 6. 'Do as I say, not as I do.' Especially when someone cuts dad off in traffic. 7. 'Nothing good happens after midnight.' But tons of great TV can be watched then. So...you know...have a happy Father's Day, 'Because I said so!'"
• With an entertaining design and lighthearted message, this greeting card is a fun way for a son or daughter to wish a happy Father's Day to their dad.
• Father's Day card measures 5.8" x 8.3" and comes with a coordinating envelope. Printed on high quality paper stock, Hallmark's greeting cards are made with trees from well-managed forests.