Freakin' Seriously?

In this CLEAN edition of Real Stories from a Small-Town ER, registration clerk Kerry Hamm takes a stab at telling clean versions of the stories she told in 'F#*@ing Seriously?', her first NSFW edition of the series.

In another condensed version of the series, we learn about forgotten sports, appendage amputations, suicide attempts, drunk and high patients, and you'll find yourself STILL asking why people do some of the things they do.

Remember, this is the CLEAN version, written as the other editions in the series have been narrated, offering the same stories without all the filthy language.