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Breast MugThe Breast Mug makes time-for-tea sexy! You'll have your very own pair of perfectly perky breasts to accompany you and your custard cream. Beware: Leave the Breast Mug in the office kitchen and you might never see it again! A mug with a boob job may seem a bit far-fetched, but trust us, the Breast Mug will grow on you and ensure things hot up straight from the kettle! With realistically erect nipples and a gorgeous silky soft flesh colour, you'll be in sexy sipping heaven! About The Breast Mug * Made from quality-painted ceramic * Measures approximately 13 x 10 x 9 cm * Dishwasher safe * The Breast Mug should not be used by young children due to scarring of young minds!How many mugs have you seen that celebrate the glorious form of womankind? For sexy women and randy men everywhere, the Breast Mug is a durable, quality-painted piece that will ensure things steam up - literally! From the back, the Breast Mug looks like any other unsuspecting cup, but turn it around and it's big beautiful bosoms will knock you senseless! We're predicting they're about a C-cup but judge for yourself! Perfect with tea or coffee or a frosty beer, the Breast Mug is the treasure chest of the mug world! You'll have a great time wrapping your knuckles around these sexy knockers as they warm your cockles on chilly mornings! They say you only get an 'Ooh' with Typhoo, but we're betting the Breast Mug will give you more 'Ooh' than you can shake a tea-bag at. Buy one today!What's in the box? * 1 x Mug