Beast Mode Jake

My ex wife is a pain in the ass. After two years of marital bliss I came home to an empty house and no explanation. By the time I figured out what was going on in that demented head of hers, I was no longer interested so I gave her what she wanted, a divorce.
Six months later the divorce is final and I’ve decided it’s time to get back on that horse and ride it, pick up on the life she interrupted.
Of course that’s when she decides to barge back into my life with her crap because crazy never takes a day off in her head.