Bathroom Matches, Put It Where the Sun Don't Shine, Funny Glass Jar

Bathroom Matches, Put It Where the Sun Don't Shine, Funny Glass Jar

• A SUGGESTION, WARMLY DELIVERED. For the friend who gives as good as they get. Works on a bathroom shelf, which is a joke in itself, and as the birthday present that does not need a card.
• GLASS JAR, GOLD LID. Weighted base, gold lid, striker down the side. Nothing about it looks like a gag until you read it.
• ONE GLASS JAR, 40 MATCHES INSIDE. Forty long wooden matches with colored tips in a single weighted glass jar with a gold lid, 1.84 by 4.75 inches. One jar per order. It looks like something you bought on purpose, which is why it lives on the counter instead of in a drawer.
• THE STRIKER IS ON THE JAR. A rough strip runs down one side, so there is no lost box to hunt for. Keep the lid on so the tips stay dry, store it upright and away from heat, and keep it out of reach of children. Adults only.
• GOOD FOR. Funny friend gifts, bathroom decor, hostess gifts, birthdays, white elephant and gag gifts, and stocking stuffers.