Always Postpone Meetings With Time-Wasting Morons

Shave the Whales

Bring Me The Head Of Willy The Mailboy!

Clues For The Clueless

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It's Obvious You Won't Survive By Your Wits Alone

Still Pumped From Using The Mouse

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Freedom's Just Another Word for People Finding Out You're Useless

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